Total Medals Earned: 40 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 460 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Get all 4 spells
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Level up everything to level 8
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/18 (15/385 points)
You found some poo!
Based on a true story.
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 7/27 (85/1,000 points)
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 6/11 (50/375 points)
run 50m length
run 250m length
transform to harry potter
transform to Jacob the werewolf
transform to Jaws
run 500m length
run 1km length
perform 30x book streaks
Medals Earned: 2/12 (55/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 7/20 (45/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 7/10 (50/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/150 points)
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Gigantor survives the battle
Support Pico Day
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Mindchamber survives the battle